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oh to be a hot girl
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god damn, being a hot girl must be the perfect gooner life. i'm already envious of how much pleasure your clit can feel, how many holes you can stuff, and how easily you can hide your horniness.

but if you're really hot, it's like the world is your goon buddy. nobody wants to hear about some random guy's masturbation habits, but coming from you, people would be into it. many of them would probably touch themselves to the thought when they got home.

and how many guys would drop everything to come eat you out if you asked? you could probably have a nonstop rotation of people pleasuring you as often as you wanted 24/7, and you wouldn't have to do anything for them. i mean i'd do it, and i wouldn't want money, or even to be jerked off in return, all i'd want is to watch you squirm and moan in delight.

all that to say, enjoy what you've got, i hope you're making the most of it

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