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breaking in the new furniture 🪑
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one of the best parts of having your own place is getting to furnish it yourself. and when you live alone as a horny, denied edgeslut, you tend to get creative with the positions you can get into with your own furniture. couch arms, wooden chairs, bed posts, old fashioned chests... even the tv stand, if you're creative enough!

so there's this new chair... i brought it home a while ago, and it's this tall, wing backed armchair. so far i've only used it for reading and some handcrafts to wind down at night before bed.

and, y'know... before bed... what else is a denied edgeslut supposed to do?

granted, i haven't exactly had the time to properly break this chair in yet. tonight i do, though. i can already tell this chair is going to be perfect for cockwarming a dildo, or throwing a leg over one of its arms, or trying (and maybe failing) to keep my composure as one of my remote controlled vibes buzzes away inside me, which is what tonight is allllll about. i do like the idea of spending an hour or two in my new chair doing normal things with a blanket over my lap while i just drip drip drip like a good girl.

oh, and there's a footstool too. standalone. with a removable lid. perfect for storage. or for strapping something to it and riding it until im a brainless mess.

did i mention you can see it from the front windows? and the side window too...? and do you think the neighbours would mind? 🤭🥰💞

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