I love being blue balled, NEET goonerboy. The best part is getting to wake up and starting the day off with 20 tabs of pervy, niche porn on my laptop and not even using incognito tabs! Sitting there, letting my goonstick swell and my jizztanks overproduce more and more rancid cocksnot that will never ever see the light of day.

Soon the swollen tip starts to drool... Onto my engorged nutsack while my brain is melting for the porn mommies and their fat asses and titties... Licking the screen as they back their rear ends into the camera or showing a beautiful close-up of their perfect, puffy nipples.

We're truly living in a golden age of gooning and porn addiction and I'm increasingly becoming triggered by more and more weird, mundane things... With a throbbing, aching cock and porn on the screen is how I start and end my days; my no cum streak is forever and perpetual pumping is my modus operandi!