It's not porn if she has clothes on, right? Even if the pants are so tight it shows off her ass crack, or her nipple is peaking through her shirt. Hell, even if she's wearing nothing but a g-string that shows off her fat, shaven pussy lips, she's still wearing clothes. So I haven't relapsed.

And even if she's sucking a cock or completely naked and playing with her oiled up tits, I haven't relapsed if I don't masturbate. I can stare at sexy porn dolls getting their holes fucked and covered in semen, but if I don't give in to the throbbing in my cunt, I haven't relapsed.

And even if my hand does find my way between my legs, teasing and slowly stroking, it doesn't count as a relapse if I never cum. I can rub and stare for hours, but I'm still not a porn addict. I still haven't relapsed!