Nothing funnier than telling an orgasm denied gooner about how great it felt to cum. Stroking that hard dick, my big balls jumping up and down. A drop of precum glistening on the top of my glans. Foreskin moving back and forth over my cock. The pressure slowly building as I grunt while rocking my hips, instinctively fucking into thin air. A droplet running down my veiny shaft onto my balls. Tingling sensations zoom up allover my body as my cock can't take it anymore and begin to twitch. I thrust my hips as much forward as they can go, when a thick rope of white glistening cum comes shooting out. Then another, and another, as that sweet release of dopamine spreads through my brain. My balls raising up beneath the shaft as if they're straining to shoot as much pent up cum as possible. And then you're left in a warm glow of post-orgasm relaxation and happiness, your needs fulfilled. All the while gooners sit at their work laptops squeezing their thighs together in desperation.