I woke up this morning before my alarm. I’m supposed to go to the gym, but I made the mistake of lying on the couch and opening reddit. Now I’m rubbing my clit scrolling through posts of people who are also desperately rubbing and stroking.

Watching videos of pulsating cum shots and quivering cunts. People grunting and moaning and thrusting and humping.

I’m pinching my nipples and rubbing, dipping my fingers into my pussy and smearing it over my labia and clit.

It’s so hard to stop and get ready to go.

I want to open a masturbation-friendly gym. All the equipment should have built-in vibrators in the seats to grind clits onto during sets. Brackets on each apparatus to mount fleshlights and strokers onto so that you could slide your cock into it as you pump out reps. Dildo mounts to ride and stretch my pussy onto as I do pull downs or rows.

I want to wear thin sports bras so my nipples poke thru, pinching them as I work out. I want to be stared at as other people pleasure themselves.

I want spin class to be measured by orgasms ground out on the bike seat instead of calories burned. I want yoga to be done naked, with the male instructor sliding their rigid cock into slick pussies during down-dog to really maximize the stretch, and the female instructors opening her throat to engulf a swollen cockhead during warrior 1 to really ensure alignment.

I want the hip thrust machine to have a humping mount and be done face down for people to grind against over and over and over.

I want co-ed saunas where we all rub and pump and moan. Showers equipped with wall mounted dildos and shower heads with perfect pressure to use against our needy clits. I want glory holes full of masturbation sleeves and automatic strokers to suck the daylights out of straining cocks.

I want to hear the grunts of effort mixed with groans of pleasure as people drive themselves to exhaustion and orgasm.

Fuckkkkk I need this.