Yesterday at work, we were discussing the fact that I had been spitting in drinks and mouths. We naturally landed on the only logical conclusion being that we would open a kink friendly bar.

In my mind, the bar has a similar aesthetic to most sex dungeons. Red and black leather seats, round circle booths, X crosses and chains, whips. Every server wears dominatrix adjacent attire; leather and latex, covered in chains, long nails and bold makeup. The only music that plays is sexually charged and aggressive; obvious songs like Closer by Nine Inch Nails to more subdued songs like Criminal by Fiona Apple.

Hurricane shots are always on the menu. At any given moment, you can take a shot, get water thrown in your face, and be slapped by the server or bartender. Other speciality experiences include: servers spitting in your drinks, spitting in your mouth/on your face, or taking your drink in their mouth before spitting it into yours. Servers and bartenders pissing in your drink, mixing piss with booze for customers to take as shots, or even novelty experiences like taking a shot while a server wearing heels stomps on your balls and adequate spankings over a shot.

Depending on the night, specific fetishes would be highlighted like the chance to get publicly whipped or spanked on display for the entire bar to see. We even discussed having private rooms that we would be similar to bottle service where you would have a dedicated experience with your server there to fulfill desires. Potentially there would even be private rooms available for proper dominatrix sessions.

You can goon to this all you want but if you would sooner attend the bar, we’re seeking investors.