If the gooners here had goonette girlfriends, what would their sexual relationship be like? My thoughts about this:

Masturbation sex - we wouldn’t have sex with each other. We would only use each others’ bodies for masturbation. My penis using her holes as a sleeve and her holes using my penis as a toy.

Porn as third wheel - we wouldn’t really be a couple, it would be a throuple with porn. Sex will always involve watching and worshipping porn. On holidays we’d perv on hot strangers together and sexualise them while having masturbation sex later. I’d encourage her to fuck other men and she will to me women. They will all be just porn to us. Porn will be a personified as a third member of the relationship.

Career support - because sex will involve hours of edging and gooning, we will always be sleepless and not as productive at work. Our career progressions would be slow but the double income will make up for it.

Home improvements - when we move in together the second bedroom will be a gooncave. All shopping and IKEA trips would be about mounting that extra screen, getting the right lighting, the best humping surfaces etc.

Spending quality time - this is a no brainier. All we will do is goon and masturbate. Sex would be our hobby. Just like two people who enjoy tennis as a hobby can spend hours playing tennis, we will be two people enjoying sex and porn and masturbating as our hobby.

Socialising - swinger communities is the answer. We will have no shortage of friends, all looking to fuck each other. Her friends or my friends can visit us and hang out, she can fuck any of the men and I can fuck the women. Watching would be welcome. Remember - our hobby is sex and we will love spending time with friends who love to fuck and masturbate.

Growing together - we will help and support each other go deeper into our addictions, more depraved porn and riskier sex. Each day we will be better masturbators and better sex addicts than the previous day.

Love and romance - like every relationship based on shared values, ours will be based on our shared love for masturbation and porn. When I gag her mouth with my big porn cock, it will be me showing my genuine appreciation for what a good slut she is. And her to me. I’ll gift her toys and tinder dates with hung guys to show my love. My nicknames for her will be everything from little fuckslut to worthless cumdump.

What other gooner relationship goals have I missed ?