Hi dummies.I know some of you have missed me, but unfortunately for you while you’ve been sitting around and edging yourself until you lose every fucking brain cell in your empty head, I had a super fun night last night. In that fun and my absence on this platform, I noticed something when I came back. Somebody went through a ton of my posts, commenting all sorts of devoted and depraved shit. They spoke about how desperate they were to be used like I do my favorite toys. I probably would have reached out, but the account was gone almost as quickly as it found me. Interesting. I’m willing to wager a hefty bet that whoever that person is is probably a frequent flyer of this subreddit, and probably my page as well. So I’m going to speak directly to you, stupid. You can delete as much as you want. You can create account after account, throwaway after throwaway, but it doesn’t matter. You and I both know you’ll be back. You and I both know that you can’t stay away from not only me and my posts, but this subreddit. Every time your hand falls between your legs, you’re going to think of this subreddit. You’ll think of the depravity you’ve seen your fellow pathetic edge sluts fall into when they edge over and over again. You’ll think about all of the people here, talking about their leaking cocks and drooling pussies. You’ll think about how badly you want to come back and how you want to participate again. Or maybe the urge will hit when you’re not edging. When your brain is quiet. Maybe you’re at work, or at dinner. You’ll feel that urge start to creep up, and you know you won’t be able to help yourself. You just want to numb yourself, don’t you? Just slip your hand down and stroke or rub until your brain is completely fucking gone. And then you’ll be back. You’ll always be back.

I hope you edge yourself to oblivion and find yourself back here once again, making another throwaway as you beg for attention. Where you belong. Later, dummy.

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