Sometimes I feel old in here, seeing posts from 19 and 20 year olds. Realizing that I've been rubbing and humping and vibing and fucking my desperate pussy for longer than some of you have been on this earth. That I've had decades of experience keeping my rigid throbbing clit teased and pleased. That my pussy has been stuffed and fucked countless times by hair brush handles and thick round candles and anything smooth and phallic I could find before I was brave enough to go in-person to a sex shop to buy a dildo (because it didn't used to be as easy as amazon delivery). How I humped and ground my clothed and naked cunt into the arms of couches, pillows, stuffed animals. How anything that vibrated wound up pushed against my clit at some point or another. Electric toothbrushes. Back massagers. Vibrating wiggle pens. How I would hump against the drier down in the basement. How I would clench and clench and clench my thighs in my jeans while reading smut in the library. The way pleasure has ruled my life for over 2 decades. Fucccckkkkk.