It's Friday, and in the USA it's been a tough week to come back to work. After that long weekend and hopefully some really good long edging sessions, I know how difficult it is to get back into work, deal with your boss, deal with the car and the task list and the alarm clock. And for the edging MILFs out there, you've had to deal with the kids all week too. But you're almost done! It's almost Friday night!

Listen, you. have worked SO HARD. I know you have, and you have been giving your clit little teases and little lessons to remind her that she's a good little clit. But you've been so focused on LIFE that you haven't had enough time for PUSSY. It's been a long time since you laid back in your chair, slipped your egg in, and listened to the electricity of your own body. How long has it been since you've plugged your ass? How long has it been since you used your clit sucker? Have you even charged your vibrator???

You've earned it.