So I was just sitting at work having a normal day, when I realized I had to pee. And somewhere between the wiggling and pressure, wires got crossed in my brain and I found myself logging into this account for the first time in a while. I love to read the stories about you goons and goonettes letting your horny animal brain take over for you in your daily lives. Then all at once I remembered the absolutely incomparable euphoric feeling that comes along after a certain point, and I thought hey, maybe I should join you losers!
Now I'm still sitting at my desk, completely checked out of work, dragging myself to click on emails. I spent my lunch break listening to erotica of orgasms only and there was a moment I thought just walking down the hallway would be too much for me. But I made it. And here I am back at my desk. I made a deal with myself that if I don't touch until the workday is over, I can completely go goon this evening but idk if I can even make it that long. I'm not even being a good employee so what's the point of being here when there are much better things waiting for me elsewhere.