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nb26 experiencing the joys of morning wood and random boners
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i was so fucking braindead last night. now that i can post more and talk to people again, i went fuckin hog wild. i masturbated and gooned my cock like a PRO. babbled and drooled until i decided i was tired and went to bed. i didn’t even ruin; i just fell asleep hard. i dreamed i had a huge, long penis that i could grip with two hands.

idk how long I slept, but I could tell when I woke up that my cock was still hard. like it was waiting for me. in that sleepy state, i pumped and pumped and pumped. at one point i even grabbed the pair of lil white panties my girlfriend left at my place and shoved my nose into them 😵‍💫 all while my dick got bigger and bigger. i couldn’t stop; it felt too good. just laid there for idk how long, pumping my penis and laughing dumbly with my girlfriends panties on my face 🫠

i just love being hard. it feels so good to be almost at the whims of my body. penis gets hard? must want attention, i should touch it. so what if i’m giving it plenty of reasons to get hard….

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