fuuuuck omg i literally feel sooo fucking dumb?? i picked up weed today for the first time in a week and got toooasted. not that a week without weed is that long, but it’s the difference of seven more days since i orgasmed. i’m now on day….fuck i can’t remember hehehe 🤤 17?? of no cumming?? i was challenged to 20 days but i feel like i want to go longer tbh

anyways. got nice and high and had a solid goon sesh with a bro earlier in the evening. it’s late now, so i packed another bowl and took the pipe upstairs with me. took off my sweatpants bc normally i just sleep in boxers, but i forgot to put them back on earlier lol. such a dumb fucking bater. but it left my cock exposed, which automatically drew my hand to start tugging it without a second thought. i’m still reveling in being able to jack off upright like a stupid himbo pervert

after a few pulls, i lit my bowl. and while it kept burning, i returned my free hand to my cock. and fuuuuck. it felt sooo fucking good to breathe in that dank bud while i yanked my weiner. just inhaling enough to keep the bowl lit, feeling the slight burn in my lungs as i stroked myself to full hardness. then i spit into my fingers and got a really nice rhythm going. grunting and groaning like a moron when i wasn’t smoking

i felt (and still feel) like a sleazy fucking hedonist. fully naked save for my completely unbuttoned shirt, gawking at my massive boner in between puffs. it felt so fucking good. both of my hands devoted purely to pleasure: one for melting my mind and one for dumbing it down. you decide which is which 😈