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39M4F - My cock is having an existential crisis. It is filled with dickspair, and is about to write a really angsty poem.
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autistic_pelican is a male
age
39
looking for
a female
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I'm not kidding. My cock has started questioning its own purpose. "Why is life constantly going from soft to hard?". "What are these two balls attached to me anyway?", and "Why does this strange dude keep stroking me?".
I need a girl to have a serious talk with it. I may need a dicktherapist, or even a dickscorcist. It's even keeping me awake at night. True story.
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