I’m over at a friend’s place (she’s actually my ex) to pick up something. My friend isn’t here right now, but her mom is. Her mom and I have known each other for years now, ever since I was a little kid, and we’re super friendly with each other. We talk about almost anything for hours, so today was obviously no different. Except, while we were standing next to each other and talking, I felt myself get hard, and FAST. I asked her if we could sit down so I could wait it out, but we‘ve been sitting in her living room for the last 5 minutes and this thing has only gotten HARDER. Please help, I promise I’ll make this into a proper post later.