Hello edgers!

I have found that edging while playing Hearthstone is one of my absolute go-to's recently. The game mechanics are just so perfect for it with all the different countdown timers varying in length and the all the RNG for which hero or types you play makes every game so intense!

I'm not very good at the game and totally f2p, so that too adds some limitations. I just realized that I should download the mobile app as well for endless edging while I'm out and about 🥵

These are some of the rules I'm currently playing by:

• During every combat, and if you have any seconds to spare in the tavern, it's stroking time.
• After every tier upgrade, add lube (saliva works as well).
• For every matchup you win, increase your stroking speed. Decrease when losing.
• When you reach an edge in combat/tavern, spend the next purchase phase slowly edging while buying minions.

Endgame:

• If you place as number one, you are allowed to cum. (Once in a blue moon as I'm usually 4th or so).
• If you place as top 4, you are allowed to goon to your favorite media for "8 minutes - placement". (So if you place as 2nd, you goon for 6 minutes before the next game).
• If you place 5, 6, 7, start a new game immediately. You are not allowed to tab out for the duration of this game.
• If in last place, play the next game naked and on your knees. Not allowed to tab out and not allowed to add lube.

There is of course a lot of improvements that can be done, like adding stipulations to spending gold, refreshing, selling/buying minions, getting a triple, and so on.. but I have a hard time deciding on what as I usually brake my mind after two or three games and fall in to a loop of trying to get first place..

If you have any ideas or inputs, feel free to add them down below or in a DM. Would love to develop this further, and maybe even play with someone else!!