I want a goonbud that enjoys actually talking to me and doesn’t just ask for me to send fuel or dick pics. I do not feed!

I obviously also want to totally perv out and jerk together over tons of girls. My favorite material is celebs and it’s definitely what I prefer but I also like plenty of other options.

If we do jerk off to celebs or pornstars, I want to WORSHIP them and appreciate every little detail (I get really triggered by faces personally.) We should treat them like goddesses imo.

I am Bi so if that’s what you’re looking for that’s good, but I have a preference towards women/fem presenting, so I’d prefer not to focus on men too heavily aside from the occasional detour.

I love to get cringey and beta and dumb too, which is why I request a judgement free bud. I don’t wanna say something like “Nngggh her big jiggly porn booty makes me want plappies on it🥺” I don’t want you to ignore it or talk around it, I want a PARTICIPANT! Join me at that level of goonery🤤

Flexibility is also appreciated, cause sometimes i’m in the mood for a different type of babble, or a different girl, or a different kind of fuel. It all depends on the day and my mood within it.

Lastly, if you only skimmed this, or didn’t make it to this point in the post… we’re probably not gonna work out as bud. Okay, now that that’s settled, come join me :3