AWESOME RAP BATTLES!

PERCY JACKSON!

VS…

AKKO KAGARI!!!!

BEGIN

Percy Verse 1

I'm the son of Poseidon! This reckless witch is so miserable.

I've fought giants and titans, While you aren't exactly hospitable.

I'm stronger and faster, You couldn't have any less. 

I'm partying up in Olympus, While you're down there like a penguin, Flightless!

You're not a good protagonist, I can pretty much tell.

You're not getting any stronger, You can't even do a simple spell.

Me winning against this witch, it's not a real shocker.

Since your show stole from My Hero Academia and bit off Harry Potter.

You jeopardize your friendships because you're reckless and impulsive.

Don't blame the broom and wand for not working when really you're the one that's defective.

You can never ever win because you seem to always fail.

Now run along back to your dorm where you can cry your heart out like a whale.

Akko Verse 1

This demigod is too stupid, I don't know why you exist.

Your fatal flaw is loyalty, So your friendships are hit or miss!

You're the son of Poseidon? You're a poor man's Aquaman. 

I'm shocked you've got no deformities, you come from an incestuous seaman!

Your story is boring, it's the same thing over and over.

Your verse was worse than your movies, your series is at risk of closure.

I may have bitten off of Harry Potter, but you got their first. 

Stealing all of their plot points like Hermes at his worst.

You've got no grade higher than a C 

So stop that swimming in the sea.

You would've been better off as an elite swimmer.

Because after all the demigods that died, you aren't really the true winner.

Percy Verse 2

You're the worst student, the teachers had enough!

From you blowing up your classroom, and when your friends want you to shut up.

You get poisoned by your friend on a daily basis, your petty and selfish for something you can't even do.

And to even being insecure to a blonde right in front of you.

Kicked from Six schools in six years, I had a worse life than you ahead.

Always so dumb that your parents probably dropped you on your head.

But instead, you seem to always mess things up from your blind determination.

You couldn't pay attention in class because of a blonde girl fixation.

I saved the world of both gods and man and traveled to blazes of hell.

While you always seem to get detention to sort books upon their shelves.

I'm Poseidon-ing these raps like I'm Apollo on a poem writing spree.

I may be clueless sometimes, but that's overshadowed by your naivety.

Akko Verse 2

Why so mad SpongeBob? Your daddy issues aren't sitting with you well?

It seems like your series is better when you and your girlfriend are sent straight to hell.

You complain about the Camp and everything myth, but while you're fussing.

You seem to forget that your dating one of your third cousins.

I saved magic and my school from a missile, stopping any more fatalities.

While you seem to be as stupid enough to say no to immortality.

On that flying pony of yours, you won't go very far.

Just try to outmatch me when I soar like a Shooting Star.

I seem to remember you almost dead in half the chapters in your books.

And you seem to like to surround yourself with psychopaths and crooks.

You can never seem to match my optimism, so don't even bother.

Since the greatest villain you ever had was your own grandfather.

Percy Verse 3

You seem to like losing your grades as much as you break your bones

When Diana started to leave, you should've been the one to go home.

This reckless anime chick has no spell spitting reasons.

So go back to Japan with no hope of a third season.

Akko Verse 3

Bootleg Harry Potter stopped being popular since kids started to question their religion.

But a clear and normal life is something that you're really missing.

I'm glad this battle is over, cause unlike your fight with Ares.

Your franchise didn't win with your first and second movies.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!

AWESOME RAP (magic blast collides with a wave of water) BATTLES!!!!