Recently, I’ve been invested about learning MBTI types… i am an ENFP and there is this type of personality that i literally cannot stand. They irritate me to core, and that says a lot because i get along with almost anyone.

I am a bartender, and there are these 3 customers who don’t know each other, but they seem very similar and i can’t stand them when they come in (not sure if it’s a MBTI type or maybe a personality disorder but they just seem too similarly irritating lol)

Here are descriptions of their personalities: -Over-exaggerators.

-One uppers (even when it’s bad. Like “dude i went to jail” “oh yeah that’s not as bad as when i went to prison” knowing damn well they never went to prison.)

-Making stuff up out of the blue when having a conversation with someone to be the center of the conversation.

-Lie about their lifestyles. Badly too, not like a serial pathological liar… i mean they got to know they i see through it)

-Fake compassion. They don’t care about what other people truly have going on, they just know they need to ask how they’re doing even they it’s obvious they couldn’t care less.

-world revolves around them. Maybe it’s just me, but i promise you if my food isn’t right at a restaurant I’m not going to communicate that the same way i would if my parent/spouse messed my food up. But that’s how they are. “I was supposed to have extra pickles” nothing wrong with being particular by the way… but like they LOOK to make sure. Most people tend to even forget until midway through the meal, but they are going to make SURE their stuffs right.

-they pretend to be good at stuff that clearly, they’re not good at.

-this one is weird… but 2 out of the 3 of them always order a drink… and never drink it. Like, they will act as if they’re seasoned alcoholics when talking to me about drinks but come down to it, i don’t think they actually drink. Which is totally fine, i make mocktails all the time…. But you don’t have to lie to kick it, ya know? If you wanted to eat at the bar just say that dawg don’t lie.

-They seem to be extraverted with certain groups of people, introverted with others.

(Sorry this was long, obviously you see my frustration) But please let me know which one y’all think