I dont know what to make of this I need help.

Day 2 I was just making my way down daisy chain alone. I was stopped and surrounded. It all happened fast but all I really remember was a bunch of clacking,whistles and “yassss kings”. I was being showered in glitter. Being lassoed with a furry scarf just dancing. Now I’m new to EDC so when I was asked if I was ready to get my face blown off I thought we were going to a stage. So following this glittery skipping line I was pulled off to the side. Thought maybe to get water or something. Instead I was greeted with a dick the size of a baby arm behind some tree. This oiled up member was shining like a diamond. An RGB light hit the penis and blinded me. Before my vision came back I was struck with an extremely strong smell which I could only assume was a popper. Before I knew it I was gaggin on this flesh pipe. By the grace of God an Asian Train came by and knocked me off my knees releasing me from this not so slim Jim. So i must ask now. Does this mean im gay?