i’ll start. i had a parent tell me today that her 2 YEAR OLD son’s clothes are too expensive to get paint or food on them so keep him away from wearing anything remotely messy. but if her child’s clothes get dirty, she told us to just throw them away because she can’t be bothered with washing them and she doesn’t want us to wash them because she thinks clothes look ugly after they’ve been washed once

she wants evidence that they’re thrown away and not put into the nursery spares basket or donated. this boy has a new outfit on everyday and they’re not cheap, mostly ralph lauren and calvin klein with the occasional gucci or burberry thrown in

i have jeans in my closet that are 5 years old that i don’t want to throw away because they’re perfectly fine so this is utterly insane for me to hear. she brings her son in with gelled hair and smelling of dior sauvage. she even wanted us to spray the scent on him if we changed his clothes. i don’t even know what to think of this woman, rich people are hilarious