Hey there, I’m your 28-year-old hybrid of a rom-com hero and that guy your mom would warn you about—if she knew about the time I turned a 2-hour mountain drive into a 6-hour adventure involving a waterfall, terrible karaoke, and a very loose definition of “roadside etiquette.”
Here’s the vibe: ✅ Friend First – Let’s start by debating whether Interstellar is a love story or a space manual. Bonus points if you laugh at my “That’s what she said” jokes (they’re frequent, they’re terrible, they’re art). ✅ Professional Vibe Checker – I’ll romance you under the stars and remember that mountains aren’t the only peaks worth climbing. 😏 ✅ Proud Overachiever – My life goals include making your toes curl, your thighs shake, and your texts say “Wait, did he really just compare my eyes to Saturn’s rings?” (Spoiler: I did. And I’ll do it again.)
But seriously… I’m here for the kind of connection that starts with “Wanna hike?” and ends with “Why are your hands so cold?” as we laugh our way through a midnight snack run. If you’re down for spontaneous drives, aggressively flirty banter, and a guy who’s weirdly good at explaining constellations (read: I Googled them once), let’s skip the small talk.
Slide into my DMs if:
You want a FWB who’s more “bestie with heated benefits” than “stranger with Wi-Fi.”
You’ve ever wondered what it’s like to laugh so hard you snort karak out your nose. (Safety not guaranteed… but I’ll bring napkins.)
Warning: I’m 98% puns, 100% bad decisions, and 0% chill. Let’s vibe… or let’s not. 🔥
(Discretion advised: My jokes have more layers than an onion, but I promise I’m way more fun to cry with.)
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