I just took a visit down the rabbithole with Caterpillar Chatbot (linked in the FAQ of this sub and online here: https://www.askthecaterpillar.com)

Here are my questions answered by the bot...

Is Valium addictive?

No substance is completely safe (not even water). We want you to make informed choices. Warning note for Diazepam! Avoid all other CNS depressants We have the following toxicity information for Diazepam: low toxicity, potentially respiratory depression|lethal when mixed with depressants like alcohol or opioids. If you want more information, ask for 'info about Diazepam'.

Info about Diazepam

Diazepam (also known as valium): A very common and widely prescribed benzodiazepine with hypnotic and sedative qualities. The metre by which other benzodiazepines are compared. May cause amnesia and lowered inhibitions in excess. Has a relatively long half-life in comparison with other benzodiazepines. It is considered extremely physically and psychologically addictive. Warning note! Avoid all other CNS depressants

What is a CNS depressant

Sorry, but I couldn't tell what you wanted. You can try "info about [substance]" or ask another question. I have info about effects, toxicity, dose information, purity testing, tolerance, safety, or drug interactions.

Is heroin toxic?

We currently have no toxicity information about Heroin.

Is MDMA dangerous?

No substance is completely safe (not even water). We want you to make informed choices. We have the following toxicity information for Mdma: exact toxic dosage is unknown. If you want more information, ask for 'info about Mdma'.

Info about MDMA?

Mdma (also known as molly, ecstasy, adam, xtc, mandy, x, and md): The world's most popular empathogen with powerful pro-social effects. Has been strongly linked to cognitive decline in excess. Popular at parties, it is often sold in powder or in pills, and may be adulterated with other similar chemicals. It is considered moderately addictive with a high potential for abuse.

Can I get dehydrated from MDMA?

Sorry, I know you want to know about mixing something with mdma, but I'm not sure what

What are research chemicals?

Sorry, but I couldn't tell what you wanted. You can try "info about [substance]" or ask another question. I have info about effects, toxicity, dose information, purity testing, tolerance, safety, or drug interactions.

Is vaping safe

Sorry, but I couldn't determine what substance you were inquiring about, but I think you wanted to know about substance safety.

How do I stop an overdose?

It sounds like you are seeking information about an overdose. If you or a friend might be overdosing on a substance, please get medical assistance ASAP. Most overdoses are reversible with prompt medical care. Opiod overdoses, depressant overdoses and overdoses on combinations of substances are the most dangerous!

How do I use narcan?

CWE is super simple and helps keep your liver safe! Always remove APAP from your opiates! Quick way -- crush your pills up, dissolve them in cold water, pour through a wet coffee filter or t-shirt. Discard solids, drink liquid. For more information: http://wiki.tripsit.me/wiki/Cold_Water_Extraction

How do I stop a bad acid trip?

This is the duration information we have for Lsd. Reported onset time is 45-90 minutes depending on ROA and stomach contents. Duration of effects is 9-14 hours, varying with dosage (heavy doses can lead to much longer trips). After effects can be 12-24 hours.

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IF [input] = [*] RETURN = ["I'm not sure, but let me Google that question for you"] REPEAT