Alr so at the start of 2022 I walked into math class and my friend that I smoked with every weekend came into class looking all excited. He told me he was at a party on the weekend and at a table some guy with swastikas tatted on his face and other gang tattoos was passed out and there was some bud on the table right in front of him. My friend stole it obviously and we were like fuck yeah we’re getting baked on Saturday. Ik it’s kinda sketchy steal some weed from a guy with swastika tattoos but we didn’t give a shit cos we were 15 and thought fuck it.

Fast forward to Saturday night, my friend had a bong rip and so did I. I was standing outside kneeling over coughing my lungs out, and when I stood up I felt this immense stabbing pain in my foot literally felt like I was standing on needles. I went back inside and was leaning on the couch telling my friend that the pain is actually fucked and idk why it was happening. My friend was next to the tv and I walked over to him and looked at him. I’m staring at him and all of a sudden this cunt forms into Jabba the fucking Hutt on a beach. If you’ve played ark survival, you know the first spawn option on the island? He was Jabba the Hutt standing in the shallow water on that fucking beach. I shook my head and was like WHATT THE FUUUCK BRO YOU JUST TIRNED INTO JABBA THE HUTT. After that we had a slight feeling it was laced….. but continued to smoke that weed every weekend until it was gone.

At first I thought maybe we’re just pussys and the weeds just too strong. But earlier this year the same friend’s uncle tricked him into smoking PCP (pretty fucked) and he said it felt the exact same as when we had the weed he stole, except it was more fucked. So yeah. Don’t steal weed from a black power with swastika tattoos passed out at a party.