Bro I'm telling you I reek so bad I'm embarrassed to even think about being around other people. Showered(briefly) yesterday morning but my antiperspirent decided to just not fulfil the one purpose it was invented for. Before it was more of a chemical smell but now is just potent BO and since I'd like to not give people more reasons to avoid me, I need some solutions from the seasoned and sage (and cleanly) methheads out there.

( "Just take a shower 😁" " Just don't do meth 😜" oh how INSIGHTFUL and CLEVER you are. You remind me of the glasses kid from the Polar Express and you reached your peak of self flagellation that thinly veiled your mediocrity in 3rd grade when you jumped at the opportunity to impose a sense of superiority over your peers by parroting whatever technicalities your smooth brain sponged up to be used at relevant times in which someone says something that you can "correct" (most often just repeating half truths and sometimes even complete BS) to further your rampage of snark and wit that all the adults you wanted attention from got annoyed with pretty much the second you opened your mouth. "Tomatoes are actually fruits, NOT vegetables 🤓🤓🤓" well ACTUALLY shithead they're both but you wouldn't have known that vegetables are a category of ingredients composed of different parts of plants until someone told you, and since it negates your all encompassing knowledge and the outdated adages of which your world view is built upon,you'd block that fact out mentally and continue to spread the false narrative because it's so much easier than remembering slightly longer explanation or admitting that you were wrong. If you knew everything then you'd prolly know by now that nobody fuckin likes you or thinks that your Captain Obvious shtick is clever, but clearly some things are lost on you cuz you're still tryna figure out why grandpa came to your room at night all those years ago so maybe spend some time in therapy and unpack your many complexes before coming up in here thinking you did something by being a smug piece shit.)