LSD: i made a post here asking why people like lsd and i just said ‘why do y’all like hallucinating ur weird asf’ but it turns out that lsd isnt like salvia and its actually pretty cool. I have to make a to do list on here and screenshot it for when i actualy take LSD, Its currently in my top 2:

1 listen to my favorite songs 2 watch my favorite episodes 3 pet my cat 4 sleep ( i love sleep hope it gets better on lsd ) 5 go to gym to see if i can hit PR 6 smell my fragrances to see if its different 7 do skincare (idk why but it would be good) 8 watch gore or those unsettling youtube videos that scared me as a kid to see how i would react 9 go on a walk around my town 10 look up ‘watch this while on lsd’ on youtube

cocaine: shit scary asf 😭😭😭 its scary because 1 it lasts 15 minutes and ppl say it feels as good as other drugs but all the dopamine squished in 15 minutes so like wow? I dont want to feel THAT good okay. 2 its in your fucking nose, why do you want your nose to feel euphoric. Its like putting cocaine in your ear and feeling good there ew

Funny story a homeless man on the street was snorting this shi once and i thought i got high too and stopped breathing and was like ‘nooo i dont want cocaine 😢😢😢😢😢😢’ but it turns out that not breathing and a panic attack feel like that too maybe.

Heroin/fentanyl: fentanyl memes are so funny like stop using it bro it kills you. I still believe that at some point in my life i will get forcibly shot up with fentanyl and get high against my will. Heroin is like 1000x best feeling in the world for hours and people say youll never feel that good again in your life, also i am NOT putting this shi in my veins ill either 1 burst my arteries open on accident or 2 get a panic attack while injecting and the cholestrol and adrenaline will fight against the heroin in my brain and drift them off.

MDMA: good asf bro i need this plsssss plsss plsss give me mdma bro pls !!!its like normal feeling good and feeling loved and having empathy instead of best feeling in the world x1000 but you’ll be suicidal when this is over. Bro this is my nr1 im scared of my pupils growing but that doesnt matter and i hope those pills taste good im addicted to my magnesium supplements because they taste so good too so if mdma tastes similar do NOT give them to me for my own safety, i’ll munch them all up

Salvia/Mushrooms/Datura: yes i put all these together because im not writing another block of text for mushrooms they are boring asff. Salvia and datura are the same except that datura is longer and is used by the cartel and makes you prone to suggestion. I dont care about mushrooms its at the bottom of the drugs i’d take that i’m not scared of. Also i’d rather take salvia than cocaine or heroin even if there was no withdrawal because im scared of cocaine and heroin but salvia doesnt feel absurdly good.

Weed/nicotine: yall obnoxious asffff bro stfu i hate u idc about the drug its probably okay but the people who vape and smoke weed think they were the shit in middle school and they always insecure and rude to others ( not to me if these mfs rude to me i’ll lace their shii with salvia )

Benzo’s: WHO BUYS THIS BRO ??? If you think you have anxiety just get diagnosed theres no excuse, if you dont get prescribed then this drug has no effect on you. Source: i took benzos in my dream last night and didnt feel anything but my meth dream was pretty graphic. Its like buying paracetamol ilegally and risking getting 20 years in jail.

Aderall/speed: most boring drug ever its like benzo’s but instead of being useless its just watered down effects from other drugs. I saw a speed overdose once it looked pretty cool that dude was breakdancing and saying ‘bjsksjswnebne’ at the same time pretty neat. So if you take this make sure to overdose so its actually enjoyable.

Alchohol: this is kinda like fentanyl super dangerous insanly addictive but doesnt even feel that good, but its more mainstream. 16 yr olds get drunk like bro just take drugs at that point its just as damaging, somehow ive never even gotten drunk but it doesnt seem to feel that good drunk people are just normal people that are dumb.

Meth: this is cocaine from walmart tell me rn how this possibly feels any different than all the other drugs on this list. U cant tell me this feels different than heroin or cocaine or fentanyl or mdma or any of those it literally looks the same as cocaine be fr. Brba was pretty neat though so people that smoke meth must be pretty cool i love jesse pinkman.

Ketamine: bro ew i read this was used on horses why do we use this for our own enjoyment?? I heard its being drunk without the good feeling which sounds fking terrible, mixing this with other drugs sounds more pleasing though. This is like heroin and you pass out but you don’t feel good y’all weird asf for using this but i did read it was a more exquisite taste so i get it.

Kratom: i took this in my dream last night too it tasted so good, i love kratom it sounds like kratos kinda and it just sounds like a super good tasting energy drink. This name goes so hard and this drug is in my top 3 too. Not scary at all and its ‘safer’ than other drugs and not as extreme.

Oxycodone: okay i took this prescribed and accidentally took too much ( like fr ) and it felt really good so i love oxy, obviously i didnt get withdrawal because i was like wow this too strong and i threw it away because it felt a little too good ( i needed to tone down the dosage ) but this is valid, kinda feels like my brains melting.

This is very wrong and mostly satire and what i heard from school so im gonna look back when actually using (some definitely not all) of these (: