I was on amanita shroom gummies (15 at once unsure of the grams) and it was a amazing trip at first and i kept asking random dumb questions to my wall and it felt like i was flying in a city of micro organisms on my bed,

but then i had to use the bathroom. I for some reason thought my current pants were not good enough and tried to put on other pants while i constantly forgot i was already wearing pants (this went on for about 20 minutes) i finally decided to keep my pants from before on and go to the bathroom, everything was flowing towards me so i sat down to pee and about 30 minutes of talking about getting up but not actually i finally went to my room

and couldn’t find my phone and then i started having a bad trip and it was so disorienting that i couldn’t comprehend anything but fear,

i soon sat on a chair that looked disgusting while tripping and started freaking out because i thought i sent my dick pic to the entire world and called people while i was shitting to show them my dance moves when in reality i was just sitting in the chair for about 2 hours,

i started looking for my phone some more afterwards and i was digging through my blankets that i interpreted as digging to my grave sit across the world. I never found my phone and decided to join a xbox party with my only friends at the time who were just plain out dicks, i tried to mutter i was having a bad trip and one of them said “go to sleep you will be fine its not that serious” keep in mind he has never had any experience with psychedelics and when i tell him about them he forgets as he does with everything else,

i ended up watching a video to help calm down the trip and thought i was a old man who lived in a bamboo forest 10 years from now because i went into exile after i sent my dick pic to the world.

My dog Bubba came into my room and calmed me down (around 4 and a half hours in) apparently i thought he was a wise being from a planet that looked like a furry lemon. He gave me wisdom and told me “what may or may not of done on your phone is not good, but consider it a lesson to better control yourself my human.” So i just pet him for around 30 minutes to show him my appreciation,

and i decided to look for my phone once more, i lifted up a blanket and there it was, my phone, i looked on everything on my phone to make sure i didn’t do anything dumb which i didn’t luckily. I then went to the kitchen and got a can of mtn dew and wrapped it in a blanket and thought it was my fated offspring i was destined to take care of for eternity so i just put on a random ass video and talked to the mtn dew can before going to sleep (i love sleeping while tripping) and i woke up sober minded and kinda just laughed about it before continuing on with life.