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So im on meth and this lady walks out of the river to my
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Sooo this girl stroles up to my tent

From the river....she is wrapped in a sheet scabs everywhere. I am intrigued she has a nice enough body. She look like she might of escaped a mental hospital. She has a story where she got in a motorcylce accident. She asks if i had a blanket i said no but gave her my patio chair mat. She asks for food and i sighed and gave her 3 of my white oreo cookies and 1 part of my king size snicker bar.

I offer her some meth and she says she doesnt really do meth. But shes scabed head to toe. She starts asking what am i doing. Prying for information...she eventually asks if she can come boosting with me and get camping gear and camp with me...and im like uhhhh my buddy is getting a room later....she was like if you go to store can u bring me back anything...and she took my mat and said she needed to rest...

Im like fuck...i just wanted to get high and stimfap in peace and a hot scabbed river monster strolls up..now i want to either

A. Leave and take my shit because shes just trying to steal my shit

B. Take her up and see how this story unfolds

C. Go to rehab

D. Set up camp somewhere else

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