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Ok, That's EXTREMELY Weird
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I just literally woke up from this dream and I have to share it somewhere. I don't remember all of the dream, but I do vividly remember the end of it right before I woke. I was in a house with my girlfriend(?)/female dream protagonist and her family. I was about to join her in the shower. Instead, she got out and I got in alone. (I remember thinking I was going to just get in and tell her, it was not to have sex, I just wanted to get in the shower with her and get clean.) Once in the shower, I split open my penis lengthwise and started pulling out what I imagined was red, yellow and blue jelly-like strips of infection. I remember being upset because while ripping one of them out, I pulled too hard and ripped part of the skin of my scrotum. I got out of the shower and started searching the house for a means of closing my penis (which wasn't bleeding and I had out, still flayed, during the entire search, btw), all while trying to avoid having my gf/fp find out what I'd done. Eventually, I ran across a guy (family member?) Who saw what I'd done, asked if it hurt and sat down in a recliner. I told him it was fine, I just needed to close it up and asked if he knew if there was any gauze and tape in the house. He said no and asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, to which I replied no, I'll do it myself. Then, I woke up. Yeah. Ok. Dreams. Woo. That was fucking weird. For context, I do not have any STI's, nor have I ever performed penile surgery. Just needed to share and get that out. Thanks for listening.

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