last night, dreamt i was a father living in a big suburban house with my wife, my irl dad, a handful of kids and our butler. we get an unwelcome guest, a blonde woman with a knife, and for weeks all she would do is run up to us and violently stab us and tease us, causing our butler to stop coming in. eventually i had enough and asked her to come outside to console her, maybe make a deal, as i am trying to reason with her she is stabbing me, though she listens. i say, what will it take for you to stop stabbing us? she thinks, then says she will stop if she can have my wife's expensive dress, i accept with no hesitation, much to my wife's disliking. after she leaves we all have a party and donkey from shrek was there. donkey stepped on our butler's coat tail as he walked in.