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Why are adult nightmares so lame
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When I was a kid I had nightmares about monsters from horror movies, real scary stuff where I thought I was going to die before I woke up. Now Iā€™m an adult my nightmares are like ā€œYOU DIDNT COME TO WORK LAST WEEK YOUā€™RE FIRED ALSO YOU FORGOT TO DO YOUR TAXES AND YOUR CAR HAS BEEN WRITTEN OFF AND YOU HAVE NO INSURANCE šŸ‘»ā€ like wtf when did nightmares become so wack

(Obviously not including PTSD induced nightmares)

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Things that cause me to have nightmares: \ ā€¢Stress and anxiety

Things that cause me to have absolutely unhinged horror nightmare bullshit that Jordan Peele himself could not conceive of: \ ā€¢Eating gluten \ ā€¢Sleeping too close to the wireless charger

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