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One of the weirdest ones iv had
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I was at a park with my brother and mother, my brother was telling us that if we were going to get calves then we'd have to pick a bull to mate a herd of cows cause they mate for life so you have to pick carefully. Then up the road in a smaller park I could see other people and my mother excitedly exclaimed "that's my parents!" And started running to them, so I ran too and shouted "grandma!" Then said to my mother "wait what do I call them?" . When we got to them, "grandma" was telling us how she is getting a divorce and her soon to be ex husband started disrespecting her. At which point Connor macgregor comes along to defend her and the soon to be ex starts on Connor, so I told him not to be stupid cause Connor is a world renowned cage fighter and will trash him. So we walked to a stage and some of us lined up stage side, I guess as support for Connor. Then there was 5 people walking to the stage going to perform, dressed in ICP style (if you dont know icp dont worry about it, they're a band) and some of us lined up stage side started saying "oops, oops, whoop whoop" and each took a line from one of their songs while the 5 people were getting on stage. Then they started performing and the one closest to us kept like, pretending to do stuff to us. Next thing lollipops we're being thrown at us and I started catching them, when I hear the one closest to us say "shit, I shouldn't have let your dusty hand go in my mouth" and I just started absolutely losing it laughing. Then I feel something on my hand and look down to see this beautiful doberman dog infront of me. I was petting him, then I woke up.

I have very vivid, detailed dreams. They happen often for a few weeks, then I have nothing for a fee weeks. It's like watching little movies, sometimes of complete nonsense like this one. I like icp but haven't listened to them recently, I like Connor macgregor and was googling him earlier today, my mother couldn't run to save her life also one of her parents is no longer with us and the other never remarried. My brother doesn't know a thing about bovine, nor am I looking to rear calves. Thus was a complete random mash up of, wonderful nonsense.

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