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My dog was eating a police dinosaur.
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Hey all,

Just thought I'd share this really odd dream o had last night.

When my dog was alive, I fed him raw meat. Usually chicken. Somtimes beef and turkey. Bone and all. He loved it.

He passed a few years ago but occasionally will show up in my dreams like he never went anywhere.

Well last night was one of those dreams. I was out with him in my car. He was in the back seat. I needed to get him something to eat but instead of going to the store like I usually would to pick up some chicken, I was searching for an animal that perhaps was recently killed instead. Really fresh lol.

Was hoping for maybe some roadkill or something but it would need to be fresh enough. I wasn't just going to feed anything to my boy.

Well thats when I came across this dinosaur that died in a park. It was in the structure with a frame and black coverig much like a tent but it was long and rectangular. It was all black with the word police in big white lettering.

There it lay inside. I figured it was like a police K-9 unit since it was in this covering thing with police markings. There was no one else around. I figured it had recently died.

It looked like a T-Rex and was laying on its side. So I googled how long T-Rex meat was good for and the answer was 4 days.

So I figured, screw it, dinner time boy. So I started tearing off some meat from what looked like a big wound in the T-Rex. The meat looked a little aged, still red but kind of brownish. I hand it over to my dog to sniff. He takes a few wiffs, then grabs it from my hand and eats it.

So I start tearing more meat off and hes loving it. So I figured I'd keep going until he's full.

Thes when two cops started walking up. I stop and just awkwardly stand there and my dog is still in the back seat of my car. I figured it would be pretty bad form to be desiccating the dinosaur's body in front of the cops if he was indeed one of their own. The just sort of walked by, giving me a look that they were aware of my presence. They didn't say anything to me.

I left shortly after but I knew that my dog was still a bit hungry 😞.

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