So I’m having the flu for like the past week and my immune system is weak af. But then this happened. I woke up sweating in a fever so

Or I had a spiritual awakening or I'm hallucinating

I was asleep right and I awoke with this most violent series of coughs ever and I was still asleep so as soon as my body sits up on the bed I’m still semi in the sleep state and I get hit with a new level of dream.

——— I live at the bottom of a hill in a forest and I’m gathering leaves and flowers and mushrooms with my friends when suddenly out of nowhere a flying hound comes at me and bites my very majestic magicalish coat and tries to fly off with it but I hold the coat and we’re having this tug of war

-brutal coughing irl ensues-

Apparently it’s a wish hound and my friends bring the village to help and they all make wishes hoping it’ll summon another wish hound. They basically are like guardians of wishes. If there’s too many wishes in a realm they swoop down, eat it and fly away.

Another hound appears and then another one, and these two hounds get surprised and think the crowd is cheering for them so they race down the foresty path and the first dog seeing this forgets about my coat and joins them but they are uncontrollable and they destroy half the village in their race before disappearing into the sky

-brutal coughing irl- And turns out one of the things destroyed was the thing I was gathering stuff to decorate; it was a chariot given to me by my employer to chauffeur for him in coz we had a deal after I killed his 8 evil sons. He was also the God of Wind.

Then a teenager looking steampunk fox comes at me around evening time apologizing for the dogs earlier and says that his owner, the God Of Love wants to compensate us by giving me and my very pious wife a red boat that flies.

And we’re very happy. Then the god of wind shows up the next morning and I explain things to him and he says okay so ride me around in the boat then. And I’m like but that’s for me and my wife. And then he’s angry so I compromise and say okay. But when I go home my pious wife has changed because of the flying boat and is jealous that I’m using it for the god of wind when it was meant for just the two of us.

I go to the God of Love asking for a resolution and he summons the god of wind and they have an ego battle and during all this my wife has left me and I get enraged with everything that’s going on and these selfish gods so I scream and the scream explodes and it breaks all the power seals the god of wind placed upon me to limit my abilities and I end up nuking the universe.

-brutal coughing for ten mins straight irl-

And this is supposed to be some sort of a message to why I’m so ill