okay so I had the strangest dream the other day. It was me & my boyfriend we were going at it doggy style. I look up through my fogged windows and just see a horse, Just like it’s big head. I told my boyfriend omg peter the horse is here, not like lois but literally in my own voice just genuinely freaked out because there is a fucking giant brown mustang outside the window. so while my boyfriend was in me still, he leans forward towards the window and somehow the horses head materialized inside my room?? He just starts lazily slapping, poking & prodding at this horses mouth / nose to shoo it away? And I was just there like you need to stop he’s going to charge you!! be careful, stop it!!! all that. Horse ends up busting through & slides in dramatically it felt like a movie lmao. I saw it all in slow motion super detailed. Then I woke up because we had to go shopping 💀 I’ve never dreamt of horse before

Also: I’ve got a list of funny things my partner has said / done in his sleep lol ur interested