I wish that I had the ability to play any song on the piano with the skill of an expert by just listening to that song.
I must listen to a specific song continued for at least 30 minutes straight before developing the ability to play it perfectly.
Any song that I master will be lost from my memory after 10 years.
After learning 100 songs, any new songs that I learn to play will replace the oldest songs. This is similar to how VHS tapes can be overwritten.
This ability only works if less than 20 people are in the same room as me. Anything over 20 and I'll once agitn sound like a toddler pounding his fists into the keys.
I do not gain any money from this ability. Just the notoriety as the socially awkward piano guy who can't play in large crowds.
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