/r/Dota2'ian rhapsody

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasm?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality (rift).

Here's [x] in your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just RTZ, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy game,

YOLO high, MMR low,

Anyway, windrunner blows. It doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Broodmama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, HOHO, he's dead.

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown the game away.

Broodmama, ooh,

Didn't mean to make you BabyRage,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry picks, carry picks as if MMR really matters.

Too late, timelapse has come (off CD),

Sent Weavers down my lane,

And RTZ stole my name. [Isn't this illegal?]

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and solo queue.

Broodmama, ooh (anyway, windrunner blows),

I don't wanna die,

I sometimes wish I'd never queued at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the All Random?

Thunderbolt and lightning,

Very, very frightening me.

^Immortals Immortals.

^Immortals Immortals.

^Immortals Immortals.

VERY POLISHED.

I picked TB, nobody loves me.

He picked TB he can't carry me,

Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy game, will you let me feed?

(I picked Leshrac)! No, we will not let you feed. (Let him feed!)

(I picked Leshrac)! No, we will not let you feed. (Let him feed!)

(I picked Leshrac)! No, we will not let you feed. (Let him feed!)

Will not let you feed. (Let him feed!)

Never, nevermore Euls

Never, nevermore Euls, oh.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, Leafeator, Leafeator (Leafeator, let me feed.)

/r/Dota2 has an Ancients necro guide for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can play stoned and feed in my lane?

So you think you can carry me in this game?

Oh, BabyRage, can't do this to me, BabyRage,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,

Anyone can see,

Nothing really matters,

Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway, windrunner blows.