So I’m at the airport earlier, right? Seeing my child off to visit her Dad. Of course, because I have a skinbaby, it wants food, so I felt obligated to feed it. We grabbed said fare when it was ready, made it to the gate & checked in, then proceeded to sit down in a chair to share a pack of 6 delicious chicken nuggets. Well, LO & BEHOLD, I feel a tickle on my elbow & swatted at it, thinking it was some spider or hair or something. Then I looked down to see a shitty little brown-eyed fur beast staring up at me, clearly begging. 😑 That’s not the best part, y’all. Before I even had time to think, I heard a voice over my shoulder say “It’s okay!” I turned & went “Hmmrrr??” The beast’s mOtHEr said to me “It’s okay! She can tell if you aren’t dog-friendly.” 😊 I just half-smiled & moved seats. Is this even a joke? Where do I even start?! There are too many levels of stupid here. I’ll just go with NO, lady, she CANNOT TELL. Clearly! She wants our FOOD FFS. It’s NOT okay, because I don’t want your dog’s nasty snot face blowing nasty snot droplets on my delicate human arm & I AM NOT SHARING MY NUGGIES.

Just…what was going through that asshole’s head? Omfg.