I often hear people say that they love their dogs more than humans. They say dogs are loyal, will protect you against intruders and give you 'dog kisses'.

Well, if you fed me three times a day, took me to the park daily, justified every bad thing I did - I would love you too. I wouldn't complain about anything and would stick around you 'til the end. After all, you would be ensuring an effortless life for me where nothing else would be required of me except those disgusting kisses.

So, dear dog owners - no, your dogs don't love you - they just like the free food you give them and the effortless life you ensure them. That's all :)