<Be me, First time playing D&D

<Be me, Level 4 rogue

<Be not me, Tabxi and Elf monks, a dwarf paladin, and a fire genasi sorcerer

<Going through Magical abandoned forge

<Find old semi melted door

<Me, tries to get crystals off ceilings with spider walk spell from Sorcerer

<He gets Half the money, I just want the gems

<Everyone else takes short rest

I need short rest because I lost 1/3 of my health from not grabbing a rope

I finish, they are worth nothing, and sorcerer makes fun of me

Gets mad, everyone wants to go to weird melted door out of anger, tells “Fuck that door, it can fuck off”

tries to open, can’t

Paladin tried to break it down, Fails

Sorcerer tried to burn it down, Fails

Elf monk tried to kick it down, Fails

Paladin tried again, Fails

Tabxi Monk just watch’s

I use oil to burn it down, Success

Wraith sees us and wants to fight us because we burned into his place I say “FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOOR”

Roll initiative

We all try are best to fight

It uses its magic that can 1 shot perma death most of us

Gets a 1

Tries to attack us, -2 because it’s a ghost

Paladin uses hunter’s sense, smite, kills it

Utterly Obliterates it

gets pretty good loot

Goes forward sees a Spector in its wrong

Paladin “Hi”

”Hello”

Engage in conversation and I convince everyone to not fight and we don’t bother each other

Sorcerer Lights a fire for it to be nice

....Roll initiative

We kill it in 2 turns

Gets magic Mace and Magic Chest plate

TLDR Fuck that door, Fuck that Wright