Not today, Demon Goat

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Be me, Half-Elf Barbarian who can speak with animals

-Be not me, DM and Dwarf Fighter

-Other three PC’s don’t make it to session

-DM decides to run a small dream sequence with Dwarf and myself

-We wake up in empty blackness, with only a small pen for farm animals in front of us

-walkintopen.wav

-Pen grows into an astronomical size, we are now tiny

-In front of us is a bell on a post

-whatcouldgowrong.jpeg

-Dwarf goes and takes the bell and rings it

-Hear a bleat in distance

-We look at each other and shrug

-Dwarf rings bell again

-Slightly closer bleat

-Decide fuck it and Dwarf rings bell again

-Blood-curdling goat scream

-Black goat appears in front of us

-Attempt to speak to it

-It rams the Dwarf

-Tries to ram me

-NAT 1

-I grab the goat by it’s horns

-It attempts to charm me with Demon spell

-Irolledanat20.mp3

-MFW

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