Be me, DM

Be not me, female drow rogue, male tabaxi monk, human paladin, male half elf bard, and a female orc druid.

Ooc Paladin is meta gamey af and a rampant asshole to the other players.

Paladin is racist to dragonborn and is on a personal crusade to ethnically cleanse them from the material plane.

Party is tasked with stopping bbeg from gaining control over the world.

Bbeg is a king with a massive military force. Total dictator type at war with other nearby kingdoms trying to expand his empire.

It's a fairly well known fact that this king has a massive appetite for pretty girls.

Lords and whatnot often offer beautiful women to keep their land safe and party finds this out(story for another time)

Bard has an idea

He casts polymorph on the party turning them all into busty young babes with hips, thighs, and curves in all the right places and then he can turn himself into the lord of the small town they're in. They can inflitrate the bbeg castle and when they get him alone assassinate him

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Let Bard do it at the cost of all his gold, bard agrees.

Bard now poor af but got to do his plan. Paladin still bitching about being a woman.

Bard makes Paladins boobs bigger.

Paladin stops complaining

Party rolls up to bbeg castle, bard gives his speech about how he offers these beautiful women of his town in payment for safety of his town. Turns out bbeg is alos a dragonborn.

Bbeg happily accepts the hotties

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Bbeg takes special interest in extra busty paladin and takes her to his privste chambers the others are escorted to the harem

Bbeg pins paladin on bed and starts stripping

Roll charisma

Nat 1

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After many many hours of hardcore fucking paladin is knocked up

Kills bbeg in his sleep

Goes to commit fetus deletus but paladins god intervenes.

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Tmw racist asshole paladin has a half human half dragonborn baby in him/her and god said he/she has to keep it.