be me, playing Werewolf as a Glasswalker Ahroun

basically a cybernetic werewolf warrior

badass

rest of party doesn't matter except the Shadow Lord.

get a quest to disrupt a meeting between evil corporation and other evil entity in the Realm of the Pestilence God in exchange for awesome magic weapon

realm requires you to sacrifice a limb for entry

stare at my cybernetic arm and my regular arm

fuck it, the flesh is weak, praise the Omnissiah Weaver

we enter the realm, everything is grey scale

check out a temple, find old skeletal man playing chess alone

find out he is a priest to the Pestilence God and assists with sacrifices on the altar

The priest also tells us he knows why we are here and will not interfere

if we kill anyone, it praises the Wyrm and the Pestilence God

if we negotiate peace, we will suffer for eternity stuck in this realm

well...nuts

Shadow Lord spots first delegation coming with a female leading, three soldiers (two are dragging slaves) and two handmaidens

Lead woman has color on her dress, defying the laws of this realm

oh shit, it's an Incarna spirit (basically a demi-god)

pick fight with the delegation and try to free the slaves

Incarna hits for 70% of our hp per attack

ow.mp4

between rotating aggro and healing, we're clearly winning

Incarna has enough of our shit

she uses a power that blocks the ability to do anything offensive, even basic combat

except for her, cheating bitch

continues hitting us while her crew heals up

Shadow Lord steps up and uses Loophole

ignores her power, "Rules are for suckers", and does Thunder Clap

think D&D Thunder Wave but in 360 degree AoE

has to win against the Incarna 3x to succeed and knock her down

succeeds all three times

delegation also gets knocked down and let slaves go

we grab the slaves and get the fuck out of there

celebration is had, get badass new magic weapon

get a message delivered to us in middle of party

"We're coming for you. All of us are coming for your little Sept."

nuts