This little snippet is from our bi-monthly game of Vampire: Requiem. Hopefully the formatting works, but apologies as this is my first post

Be me, Father Lucius Valerno, Elder Ventrue and leader of the Lancea Sanctum.

Be me, sitting in a room with the leader of the Ordo Dracul for casual wheeling and dealing in private.

Enter a half-dozen Lance members who internally oppose my plans and are attempting an assassination. Their leader says he'll pay off the Ordo for his silence, which he casually agrees to.

Leader tries to stake me while I sweat bullets over forgetting to cast protection spells earlier He pulls a 1, and stabs the couch.

Lucius truly believes he cannot die unless God wills it and is necessary for The Plan. "I am Chosen by God! You cannot hurt me unless He wills it!" Bare my chest for the stake and make no attempt to dodge

Leader pulls another 1 Starts to walk away when one of his cronies say "It's one vs 6. Lets just mob him."

Leaders looks back at me. "Clearly, he is supposed to lead. God wills it."

OOC, we all die laughing for the next 10 minutes