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Orc fighter in a party of three
Rest of the party is an elf bard and a human rogue
Human rogue can't make it to this session
Luckily our party got split up at the end of the last session so DM has planned a mini-adventure for me and the bard
Me and bard find each other
Neither of us have seen the rogue
Decide to hang out in town for a day or two in hopes he shows up
We pick up an easy job escorting a cart full of hay with a totally not suspicious hooded figure
Halfway through journey we are ambushed by four Kobold
Three charge us with spears while one tries to hit us with a sling from the field they emerged from
Bard kills one with his rapier
I knock one out by cracking his skull with knuckle dusters
Bard chases sling kobold into the field while I stomp the knocked out one to death
Sling Kobold escapes
Combat ends
Bard walks back to me and we congratulate each other on a job well done
Bard looks around and realizes we don't know where the fourth is
Bard pokes some nearby bushes with his rapier while I look around the cart
Kobold is using flint and tinder to try and set cart on fire
Combat starts again
Kobold has the initiative
Charges me with his spear
Spear breaks off into leather armor
Kobold is now about two feet in front of me holding a broken stick
Turn to DM
Probably my third session ever. Not sure how to tell him what I want to do.
"Uhh... Do I have to do anything special to do a... Let's call it a grab attack."
"Just tell me what you want to do and I'll decide how many rolls you'll need to do or if you can't."
"Alright.. I wanna thumb the kobold's eyes out."
DM looks absolutely horrified. Clearly uncomfortable from how violent this just got.
"Ugh! God! I- Why wou-!? Jesus! ...just, roll it."
17
Reach forward and thumb the kobold's eyes out.
The kobold tries to bite my arm
Breaks his teeth on my iron bracers
Suddenly notice the cart is starting to catch
Not a big fire, but I need to act quick or I'm not getting paid
"I roll to grab the Kobold's head and use it to smother the flame!"
DM is getting squeamish, now. After some more exclamations of discomfort. Tells me to roll it.
Only 12, but the kobold is in too much pain to resist
Smother the flames with the side of the Kobold's head while it thrashes and screams
Fires out
Kobold collapses
Combat ends
"Is it dead?"
DM frowns and narrows his eyes. Afraid of saying yes.
"...Yes, but it's half-concious. He's squirming a bit, but clearly not getting back up."
"I roll to stomp on his head!"
"Fine. Roll it."
Roll d20
It is midair
Hasn't touched the table yet
"IT'S DEAD. YOU CRUSH HIS SKULL, AND IT FUCKING DIES. OKAY!? ARE YOU HAPPY YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!??!"
Bard runs over to see what's up
Sees the kobold's corpse
Thousand yard stare
Mysterious hooded figure doesn't care, just wants to finish the run
Deliver hay
Get back to town without any further complications
Spend our hard earned gold at the Horny Hobbit Inn & Brothel
It was a fun session.
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