1.) Nobody wakes me up early on the weekends.

2.) Nobody asks me complicated questions before my first cup of coffee.

3.) I get to plan my weekends myself and nobody fills them up with stuff I don’t want to do.

4.) lots of time for hobbies and learning new things.

5.) Nobody tells me I need to do better or be better.

6.) I am in better shape than I have been in years and feel healthier.

7.) More time to hang out with guys and say stupid shit.

8.) The peace and quiet in the house

9.) I don’t dread coming home after work, I look forward to it.

10.) Nobody makes me feel guilty for working hard.

11.) I can leave the toilet seat up, dishes in the sink, and live in my own filth if I want to lol.

12.) I am closer with my immediate family then I have been in years and realize who in this life really loves me.

13.) I can buy any car I want.

14.) I can go on any trip I want and don’t have to pay for another person to nag me the whole time.

15.) I can check out women and have sex with new women.

16.) I can stay out all night long if I want.

17.) I am no longer on an emotional rollercoaster of being anxious or heartbroken.

18.) The feeling of having my whole life ahead of me and limitless possibilities.

19.) Not having anyone to argue with or having to defend myself

20.) Being able to decorate the house with my stuff and not girly stuff.