Westeros is a land defined by the desires of its people. Rumors flit from the mouths of the peasant folk and nobles alike, about how one lady spurned her elder suitor and slept with his son or how a nobleman seduced the miller's wife, and sowed his oats within her. That’s not to mention the debauchery that has transcended mere rumor, to the point of becoming history. Saera Targaryen’s abandonment of her duties to become a brothel madam. The Imprisonment of the “Brothel Queens”. Baela Targeryen’s love of men and women alike. Cersei Lannister’s dalliances with her knights and her own twin brother. Yet these are merely what are known. So many dirty little secrets exist below the surface, just waiting to be brought to the light by the right pair of eyes…

Heya! Incase it wasn’t blatantly obvious, I’m here in hopes of writing up a scene set up in or based off of Game of Thrones! There’s just something innately sexy about the whole setting with how gritty it is yet smutty it is. I’m looking for both OCs and Canons for this, and anyone who’s willing to play a Dornish woman or a Wildling immediately skyrockets to the top of my wanted list.There’s a few specific plots I’ve been thirsting for, but they’re far from being the only things I want!

Theon Greyjoy x Literally Anyone: Throughout A Clash of Kings and A Game of Thrones, we’re constantly reminded of Theon’s inability to keep his dick in his pants. The Miller’s Wife, The Captain’s daughter, The brewer’s wife, etc. And who can blame him? He’s cocky, he’s of high blood, and he’s ever so handsome. I’d love to write out a scene between Theon and one of the many smallfolk he beds. I’ve got a taste for the Captain’s daughter particularly, as there’s something quite spicy about spending days between the legs of someone during a ship ride, but I’m not picky!

Ygritte x Jon Snow/OC: More of an AU. What if Jon Snow stayed with Ygritte, rather than sticking to his oaths and getting her killed. Incase that’s not something you’d enjoy him doing, I’m more than happy to write up an OC to steal her away (or be stolen in turn) and to take her as his spearwife, to be taught the ways of the Wildlings with his fiery red head of a bedmate.

Asha Greyjoy x Qarl The Maid: Qarl is one of my all time favorite characters. He’s the canon ASOIAF femboy, who constantly gets mocked for being adult male who just can’t grow a full beard for the life of him. What’s he do then? He fucks off onto Asha’s ship and becomes her bedmate, along with one of the best swordsmen she’s seen and one of the fiercest warriors (wiki’s words not mine!) on the Iron islands. He’s also got the nerve to talk back to Euron Greyjoy after he blew the horn, which cements his place in my heart as one of the best characters in the books. I adore playing femboys and this one kicks ass to boot! I also adore Asha Greyjoy. She’s an absolute demolition of most tropes about female warrior characters in fantasy books and I’m here for it. Plus the scene they have together in a Dance with Dragons has to be the hottest thing in any of the books. For this, I was thinking of some more exploration of their journeys before the books start. They’ve traveled the world together after all!

Along with those, feel free to drop me any ideas you have as well! I do double, and if the plots good enough, I might be down to do it without needing doubling in return! I’ll drop a list of desired canons below, and I’m willing to play most canons in turn!

Minor Cravings: Genna Lannister, Alysanne Blackwood, Rhaena Targaryen, Visenya Targaryen, Saera Targaryen Major Cravings: Ashe Greyjoy, Arianne Martell, Ygritte, Baela Targaryen

Now then, if you’re interested I only have two real requirements. Be able to write good dialogue, and be able to write more than 2 paragraphs! In exchange, I offer myself up as a switch partner who’s willing to write up a multitude of scenes (and a multitude of characters at once, if that wins me any points!). I’m kink friendly and as long as it doesn’t break this reddits rules or involve toiletplay/surrealism, I’ll be down to at least take a look and see how we can fit it into the story. But I do think that’s everything worth mentioning so please, if you’re interested, do drop me a message! I do ask that you don’t just say Hi though! Tell me about characters you’d like to play/like me to play, pop a kinks list over, your discord ID or a RP sample, hell even just tell me about your day. Just give me something other than a basic greeting, as it does get tiring to sweep through those whenever I toss up an ad. Regardless, thank you so much for making your way through all this and I hope you have a fantastic day!