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It had been a while since you went off to college so when I saw a cute ass in the grocery store I was shocked when I realized who it belonged to. You easily recognized me as your former neighbor and family friend. I gave you a big hug, not sure if you could feel my semi pressing up against you, and asked what you were up to. You explained that while your family had sold the house and moved back up north, you were in town visiting some old friends and were actually staying a few streets over from me.
When you asked about me, I informed you that the wife and I had separated but on good terms. You looked in my grocery cart and saw the chips, margaritas mix, beer, wine, snacks, and everything else that indicates I was obviously preparing for a party and asked what the big occasion was. I smiled and told you about a special adults only pool party I’m hosting on Saturday evening with a few couples from around the neighborhood. “You’re an adult now, so if you’ve got a cute bikini, you’re welcome to join darling. But I should warn you, things at these parties can get a little wild, but if you stick with me I’ll show you the ropes.” I say with a wink.
So what do you say honey?
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