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[M4F] 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (or: A Poem on How Playing Santa Got Me Laid at the Family Get-Together)
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BreakFromReality is a male looking for a female
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(NOTE 1: Please take a moment to check out my updated kinklist and DPP Profile!)

(NOTE 2: At this time, I only RP through Reddit PMs. Please do not send me Chat requests.)

(NOTE 3: This prompt is on the porn-y side and contains cousin/cousin, brother/sister and mom/son incest. I apologize if this is a limit for you!)

(NOTE 4: I hope you enjoy the poem!)


‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.

Well, OK, not exactly
As I heard laughs ring out
From the basement below me
At a movie, no doubt

What was I doing
Upstairs all alone?
I was simply relaxing
And playing with my phone

You see, my mom called
And said, “Dad has the flu…
…so the role of Santa
Now falls onto you.”

Though 40 years younger
And a hundred pounds light,
I made that Santa costume
Look perfectly right

Oh! How they all cheered
When they first saw me
My niece and my nephew
And my cousin made three

They all sat me down
And they read me their lists
Of what would give them
The most Christmas bliss

They thanked me for coming
Then went up to bed
And thoughts of their toys and games
Danced in their heads

So now I sat alone
While the family moved
To the basement to watch
A movie or two

With my costume still on,
I closed my eyes for a nap
But suddenly I felt
Someone sit in my lap

“What are you doing up here?”
My cousin asked me.
“Don’t you want to come down
And watch some TV?”

“Oh, Samantha, I’m tired,”
I told this cousin of mine.
She rolled her eyes at me
Then sipped on her wine.

A young mom of one,
She was just 23.
She’d been single for years
Just her and lil’ E.

“You were so good with Ethan,”
She said with a smile.
“Haven’t seen him light up
Like that in a while.”

“I was just doing my job,”
I replied with a grin.
“But I’m not sure I’m ready
To do that again.”

We sat there for a bit
Then things got quite weird
When she wiggled in my lap
And played with my beard

She whispered, “Oh, hey…
…how ‘bout we go up quick
And Sammie will show you
What she wants from St. Nick?”

There was a look in her eye
I had not seen before
But it took me no time
To make a run for the door

Her hand holding mine
As we headed upstairs
And into my bedroom
Without any cares

Ten minutes later,
The bed was squeaking below
As Samantha displayed
What she wanted to show

Her sweater dress was hiked up,
Her black boyshorts in sight
With “Santa’s Booty” written
'Cross the back in white

She rode me reverse cowgirl
Cried, “I’m Santa’s lil’ slut…
Now be a real good boy
And give me that nut!”

I came like a faucet
Just like she had asked
I had just fucked my cousin
What an incredible task!

We cleaned up our mess
Then we headed down
Hoping we hadn’t been caught
Thanks to our sexy sounds

I turned the corner to hear
“Where’ve you been, mister?”
Stopping and turning,
I spotted my older sister.

I panicked a bit;
I had a secret to keep!
“Oh, just making sure
Everyone was asleep.”

I quickly changed subjects,
“Did I do well as Dad?”
She chuckled and shrugged,
Said, “It wasn’t too bad.”

She passed by me, wanting
To check on her two
So I decided to follow
With nothing to do

As we passed by my room,
She joked it smelled just like sex
And that set the stage
For what happened next

She ended up on all fours,
My hand on her head
As I gave her a fucking
Atop my large bed

I fucked her so hard
That her legs shook like jelly
Moments later, I came
Real deep inside her belly

We joined the group after
Our incestuous fling
And she nervously played
With her wedding ring

Then all went to bed
Ready for Christmas morning
But my mom appeared
Without any real warning

“I’ve got a present for you,”
She said to my surprise,
“Now hold out your hands
And just close your eyes.”

I did just as told
Til it was OK to see
What my dear, sweet mother
Had planned just for me

She wore a short red kimono
And made the look complete
With my hat on her head
And fuck-me heels on her feet

“I wanted to thank you
For playing your role…
…now let Mommy slide
Up and down your North Pole.”

We fucked on the couch,
We fucked in the chair
I fucked her from behind
While I yanked on her hair

And damn, I came hard
For the third time that night
Merry Christmas to me
What a joyful delight!


Good morning!

As you can see, I was some kind of poetry mood, and once I got started, I couldn't stop! (Plus, it was incredibly hot to write!)

I'm looking for a female partner to help me write the story of a college-aged guy who steps in to fill the role of Santa at his family's Christmas get-together when his dad falls ill. His older cousin, older sister and mom are extremely appreciative of his stepping up, and they show their gratitude by fucking him!

I'm not looking for a lot of plot behind this prompt, as the poem spells out how I'm looking to play this RP. Also, it's incredibly porn-y, so if that's not your cup of tea, I apologize!

If you’re interested, please PM me with your kinks and limits. I don’t have a specific look in mind for any of the women (and we can change their names if you’d prefer to do so), but if you do, please let me know! (If you use picture references, I ask that you please not use ordinary people; I feel much more comfortable with celebrities or pornstars.)

Finally, please do not jump into the story right away. I would prefer to discuss characters, the story, etc. and allow us to get a feel for each other before beginning! While this idea is set up to be just a one-night thing, I am more than comfortable with making it a longer-term story if things click between us and our characters!

Thanks for stopping by, and I look forward to writing with you soon!

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